Best Selling List Pin Socks

Only smut readers, authors, and fanfic writers will understand. This list of juicy terms is all too familiar for us, and whether you like them or not, it is kind of hilarious how much we all avoid saying penis.

Are you as sexy and talented as this duck? If you are, this here is your spirit animal! Bring out your inner pin-up girl and dance your heart away like this little baddie.

Ever Wonder what Duke Nukem's to do list looks like? Man, That guy is ALWAYS out of gum! At least he has his priorities straight.

Technically this whole statement is nothing but facts. We lazy people can't be on the naughty list because we're too lazy to do anything bad... or good. We're kind of just chillin' neutral.

Honk your heart out at your crush with this cute, "Cross Me Off Your To-Do List" valentine goose game inspired design! Perfect for a valentine gift, anniversary, and cute dates!

The Sandman's main character is Dream, the titular Sandman, also known to various characters throughout the series as Morpheus, Oneiros, the Shaper, the Shaper of Form, Lord of the Dreaming, the Dream King, Dream-Sneak, the Cat of Dreams, Murphy, Kai'ckul and Lord L'Zoril, who is the anthropomorphic personification of dreams. Show off your knowledge of this dark fantasy comic, and now Netflix show!

Show off your political side with these love trumps hate inspired, rainbow, human rights, feminist, anti-racism, science believer's socks! Let the world know that you are on the right side of history with this progressive/liberal design!

Not a girl, not a boy, just anxious. Show off your arbitrary gender and all consuming crippling anxiety with this funny, anxious gender checklist. Perfect for having anxiety, being gender non-conforming, and normalizing talking about mental health.

You're the softest and your proud of it! Show off your soft and tender side with this, "Soft Softer Softest" sensitive person design! Perfect for being soft, tender, gentle, sensitive, and wholesome!

Santa Claus is comin' to town and he has requested a Vibe Check. Keep the vibes in check this Christmas with this, "Makin' A List Checkin' It Twice Gonna Find Out Who Has Good or Bad Vibes" holiday parody design.

Looks like this elf is on the naughty list this Christmas. Embrace this season with your naughty side as well!

Naughty, Nice, An attempt was made. Let Santa know you put minimal effort into getting on the nice list with his funny meme inspired design.

It's Spring which means the flowers and blooming and shouting Yeet! Show off your love for flowers and gardening and spring time and shout yeet with this cute and funny socks!

He has risen! The bread has risen that is! Keep yourself busy and bake up some bread in Quarantine with these funny, bread baking, he has risen parody socks.

One word, CATS! That's on purriod! Show off your love for memes and cats with these funny, cat pun mashup sock designs of the term "That's On Period".

Santa I've been super nice this year so please miss me with that coal shit and bring me everything on my list! Tell santa to miss you with the coal but don't forget everything on your list with these funny, miss me with that BS meme, Santa parody, funny holiday, festive, Christmas socks.

"I may be the first woman to hold this office. But I won'y be the last" quote from vice president elect Kamala Harris. Show off your pride and support for Kamala Harris in this historic moment for the United States with these iconic quote socks.

Satan is Wait'n. Show your love for the dark one with this pin-up style Baphomet design.

Will you be my Valentine? Yes, ORC, No? Show off your love for all things D & D inspired with these cute, flirty and funny Orc Pun Valentine's Day socks!

Bagels are everything! Show off your love for everything bagels and all bagels in general! Eat bagels and show off your love for them with this cute, bagel socks!

Show everyone that you're "The Scary Feminist The Media Warned You About" with this simple but bold text design. Perfect for being feminist, fighting for justice, women's rights, gender equality and human rights.

Show off the way you live and love with this list inspired by The L Word featuring all of the words from the verse of the Season 2 theme song. Perfect for lesbians, loving women and binge watching queer media.

Ho ho ho! Dill you get on the naughty list? Or sour you on the nice list? Hmm. Waiting to find out about it is a bit jarring, no? Get some laughs this christmas with this funny foodie pun design depicting ol' saint Nick as a very crunchy pickle. holiday humor pickle memes christmas humor christmas jokes garden gardener vegetables cucumber pickle present cute food food puns pickles santa claus st.

Definitely not on the nice list! Show off your honk with this, "Naughty Goose" Christmas goose parody design. Perfect for being a naughty goose, being rude, and honking through the holidays!

Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! It is okay to be a ho, but just remember that Santa is sort of old fashioned and conservative so he might put you on the naughty list if you have been getting too crazy! Perfect for holiday dance parties and enjoying this ho-liday season!

You're a proud beeaboo weeaboo! Show off your love of bees and Japanese culture with this adorable, "Beeaboo" design featuring an illustration of a cute bee posing and winking with sparkles.

Show off your mantra for living your best lizard life with this, "Liz, Laugh, Love" lizard parody design. Perfect for lizard lovers and laughers!

The big guy in the red seems kinda sus. Show off your holly, jolly gamer side with these cute and funny, "Among Us", festive, Santa, parody Christmas, Holiday socks.

Show everyone that you're totally sober with this funny, "Sotally Tober" drinking design! Perfect for drinking alcohol, getting drunk, partying, and drinking humor!

I'm basically a plant. Show off all the ways you're basically a plant with this list of "Reasons I'm Basically A Plant" including being adorable, small, needs water and sunlight, will wither away and die if ignored, and most importantly growing!

I'm basically a plant. Show off all the ways you're basically a plant with this list of "Reasons I'm Basically A Plant" including being adorable, small, needs water and sunlight, will wither away and die if ignored, and most importantly growing!